Yerg Encyclopedia

This is an encyclopedia of all the yerg related information Dworlock and Elloss have created. A yerg is an imaginary third gender that they made as a joke. And we're not taking about transgenders/non binary/queer bs. This is an actual gender that's just as normal and vital as the other two.

Yerg Vocabulary:

 * Yerg - Boy/Girl Title
 * Yemale - Gender
 * Yer - His/Her
 * Ye - He/She
 * Yerman - Man/Woman Title
 * Brobe- Ladies/Gentleman Title
 * Shlump - Genitals
 * Crooch - Sibling Title
 * Sus - Mom/Dad Parent Informal Title
 * Yuther - Mother/Father Parent Formal Title
 * Yoyo - Papa/Mama Parent Very Informal Title
 * Lansom - Marriage Title
 * Grandya - Grandparent Title
 * Mostern - Mr./Ms./Mrs. Prename Title
 * Yoster - Boy/Girl Child Title
 * Nasern - Nephew/Niece Title
 * Wichowe - Aunt/Uncle Title
 * Grandyoster - Grandson/Daughter Title
 * Yergfriend - Boyfriend/Girlfriend Title
 * Swant - Groom/Bride Title
 * Celabratory Yerg - Best Man/Maid of Honor Title
 * Varoff - King/Queen Title
 * Princer- Prince/Princess Title
 * Emperyeer - Emperor/Empress Title

Yerg Facts:

 * They have a special ritual called the shlumperaction. This is when they show respect to one another by shaking each other’s shlumps with their shlumps.
 * Yergs are much more comfortable with being naked around each other then the other genders.
 * They commit the most crime of all genders.
 * They have the lowest paying jobs.
 * They are the most discriminated.
 * After half of a pregnancy term, mothers transfer the embryo to the yerg’s shlump where it will close and carry the baby until birth.
 * During the second half of pregnancy, their shlumps swell and grow as the baby grows inside it.
 * Their shlumps are a weak spot during pregnancy.
 * They know they are about to deliver the baby when their shlump sack begins to hurt some time before birth.
 * Three person couples become the norm while two person couples are still a thing but less encouraged.
 * Yergs are essential to reproduction because first of all, they “hold it all together” in bed, and they are the ones who carry the baby in the second half of the term.
 * If the yerg doesn’t accept the baby from the mother a week after the time when the first half of the pregnancy is complete, the baby will be miscarried.
 * Some yerg-only diseases include shlump cancer, shlumpitis, dualshlumpia, wissles cancer, abnormshlumpora, and nonshlumposis.
 * The yerg has secondary sex organs called wissles inside it’s body that are used to fill it’s shlump with embryonic fluids during pregnancy.
 * Yergs don’t have hair anywhere on their bodies below the nose.
 * The most common hairstyles for a yerg is the mohawk and spiked hair.
 * Yergs are the most mentally unstable people.
 * In self-defense, yergs use their shlumps to attack their offender as a last resort.
 * If a Yerg’s shlump gets cut off, it will regrow in a few weeks.
 * There is a special kind of pants for pregnant yerg’s inflated egg sac.
 * A popular yerg-only sport is Shlumpball. This is similar to soccer except instead of kicking the ball with their feet, they dribble it across the field with their shlumps and throw it into the goal post with them too. They can pass the ball to other players by throwing it with their shlumps to someone else’s shlump. Someone can take the ball from someone else by grabbing the ball with their shlump from the other person’s shlump. No body watches or plays this sport except for yergs.