Tanya

Tanya is Elloss' and Dworlock's aunt. She can only be best described as a 200 pound waste of space. We both hate her for the fact that she adds nothing to society and only complains about everyone being her enemy when she is the one who is in denial about all the thing she's wrong about.

Early Life
In the beginning, she was raised in a dysfunctional family where her parents constantly yelled at each other and never cared for her education. Because of their neglect towards her, she never bothered in school and even showed up late to class most days due to lack of motivation. She eventually dropped out of middle school in the 8th grade and ever since then she has been an unproductive member of society, constantly either living off the support of her own mom and the government.

Applesauce Case
One time we were all driving in a car in Brooklyn. Our dad was there who is definitely not a big fan of Tanya and putting them in the same car together is like throwing a flaming torch in a barrel of gasoline. Our parents were having a conversation between themselves in the front seats but Tanya, who sat in the back, found a great time to start annoying everyone in the car. She started to ask our mom if she liked Applesauce for no reason whatsoever. Our mom didn't respond because she was still talking to our dad but that still wasn't enough to stop her as she needed to know the answer. So she kept asking over and over and over again until eventually our dad got to annoyed he yelled at her to shut up and she did as typically he is her kryptonite.

Marriage
After living with her mom, like how Howard does in The Big Bang Theory, as a grown woman, she eventually found a sucker guy that liked her not just for her narcissistic and selfish personality but also for the many rolling folds in her belly. They eventually got happily married at city hall. Since then however, this guy who we will call Jumanji, will constantly complain to our mom about how Tanya is an insufferable twat and annoys the living sh*t out of everyone around her. And he has it worst of all since he LIVES with her.

Oh and of course, when she complains to my mom about Jumanji not breaking his back as the slave he should be for her, my mom tells her how she's wrong but Tanya reacts by saying how everyone else is wrong and she is the victim here.

Modern Times
Nowadays, Tanya likes to spend her time doing the following activities:


 * Badly cleaning her tiny apartment.
 * Calling our mom 18 times a day (this is not even an exaggeration!) usually either to complain about the pitiful Jumanji or to ask a re$%#ed question that she could answer by just using her head for once
 * Laying in bed until 2 pm.
 * Calling Jumanji while disrupting him while he works in his convenience store and complaining about how he is too busy to answer her while he attends to customers.
 * Complaining about literally anyone and anything.
 * Playing with her ugly cat, Ruby, which looks like sh#t on a rat.

As you can see, she is clearly not being a contributive member to society and instead only disrupts the ones that do. Many times would Elloss and Dworlock beg their mom to not answer the phone when she calls, but she would answer anyway because she knows that if she doesn't then Tanya will call again and again as if she's a robot stuck in an endless loop like in the Applesauce Case.

Skills
Tanya has a very unique skill set. One could say that she has a lot of potential, but it is currently untapped and is very difficult to understand how it could be used. Her skills include:


 * Calling someone over a dozen times per day and for the dumbest reasons.
 * Annoying people to the point of their anger.
 * Low intellect leads her to live a happier, simpler lifestyle so she doesn't need much to appeal to her.
 * High self-esteem, even when there should be none.
 * Being so persistent in her intolerableness that she drains people of their will to fight back. A few victims include our mom and Jumanji.