Mini Stories

Mini Stories are small stories, games, and lore that Dworlock and Elloss create together. They are usually told while they walk outside so that they will have something to do to entertain themselves. It usually starts out as Elloss asking Dworlock what he would do in a given scenario and Dworlock gives his answer, but Elloss keeps on building onto the scenario until they keep talking about it for the rest of their walk and even after. Sometimes they continue talking about the same scenario and other times they create more scenarios like the first until eventually it becomes a game of trying to stump the other person in some way. If they continue talking about the same scenario until one eventually gives up, its a story. If they keep making new scenarios similar to each other in concept over and over again, its a game. There's also mini stories that are more in common with actual stories and contain lore about a certain event the two made up. Here is a list of all mini stories they can remember:

1. Bacteria Monster
This mini story started out as Elloss asking Dworlock what would happen if he pooped and then a horse ate that poop and made a half-human half-horse poop. and Dworlock said that the poop hybrid would be so incredibly disgustingly vile that it would actually become a living poop monster. Elloss than said how the monster would love Dworlock for being it's "father", but Dworlock would tell it to go away and that he would never love it back. However, the monster wouldn't take no for an answer and kept annoying Dworlock hoping that he would change his mind. Eventually the annoying became so intensely annoying that Dworlock couldn't deal with it anymore and tried to kill the monster. But no matter what Dworlock tried, the monster was able to go through a state of mass natural selection to evolve and become resistant to the threat. That is what gave it the name "Bacteria Monster", since it evolved extremely fast like bacteria. Dworlock tried everything he could think of, but Elloss kept finding a way for the Bacteria Monster to become resistant. Eventually, Dworlock decided to give up and simply suicide to escape the monster's torture, but no matter how he tried to do it, the monster was always there to save him from death. Even when Dworlock finally accepted it as his son the it still didn't stop the torment since it was having to much fun with it. The story ended with Dworlock being tortured for the rest of his pointless life in an inescapable cage, put there by the bacteria monster, with nothing to do but wait for the sweet release of death. When the story ended, Elloss said that all along there was actually one thing that the monster was weak to and couldn't become resistant to and Dworlock never figured it out. It turned out to be an extremely rare ore that is only found in one spot in the world and Dworlock wouldn't have ever gotten to it anyway so he was screwed from the start. The moral of that mini story is to always love any abomination you create, no matter how disgusting or freakish, so you don't end up like Dworlock.

2. Piskas For Hands
This mini story started out as Elloss asking Dworlock what he would do if the placement of his hands and piska were switched (a hand as a piska and piskas as hands), and he said that he would always where gloves. Elloss asked what he would do in school to work if his hand was down in his pants and Dworlock said he would ignore the the work given to him. But the teacher finds that unacceptable and always sends Dworlock to the principal for it who then calls his parents and asks them to explain themselves, causing them to make up some excuse to not tell the truth about Dworlock. Whenever the teacher asks for him to take his gloves off he says he can't and ends up being sent to the principals office for that to. When other students ask why he always wears gloves Dworlock says he has a medical condition and they ask him to show him but Dworlock refuses. Eventually a group of bullies gets curious enough to corner him and forcibly pull his gloves off. Dworlock then quickly uses his piskas to pee in their faces, blinding them, and runs away before they get a good look at what was there. Word got around of Dworlock having some kind of things under his gloves and the school calls the police to take him away. Dworlock pees in their faces to get away and they call the military to show up with a group of tanks which come and surround him. Dworlock pees downward to shoot himself upward to get away and lands somewhere safe and gets away. But the military always and up coming back no matter where he goes and he decides to pee-rocket himself to the moon and live there. But then an alien shows up and slaps the eggs on the piskas and Dworlock immediately dies (every super power comes with a weakness).

3. Mutants Versus Military
This mini story started out as Elloss asking Dworlock if he would want to rob a convenience store for some sodas and Dworlock says he would, but he gets caught and the police show up. Dworlock makes a call to all rats out in area to come and fight with him and seconds later a horde of rats comes and together he and them conquer the police. The police call for backup and to counter it the rats call out to their buddies, the sewer snakes, to join them. The police bring the whole force to come fight and the snakes call out to their distant cousins, the sewer crocodiles, to join the fray. The police call in the military for help and the sewer animals together call out for the mutants living in the sewers to heed their call for support, all kinds of different mutants with different powers such as teleportation and acid breath. By now in the story, Dworlock and Elloss are competing over whose side of the battle can trump the other, with Dworlock siding with the mutants and animals and Elloss with the military and human forces; Mutants versus Military. The military bring in upgraded and high tech gear and the mutants call upon the most powerful gang of mutants they know: the Kremlings and K. Rool to lead them. From here, both sides counter the other by getting more and more powerful and advanced technology to the point of not being possible (like 5th dimension lasers). By the end, the gods of our universe look down on earth and decide to join the fray; Rapscallion joined the military and Hooligan joined the mutants. With no way for the battle to get any more intense, the father god, Methuselah, comes down to earth and tells his two sons to stop fighting each other and they do. Using his god powers, he stopped the war and created a new era, an era where the two sides live in peace.

4. Super Powers
This mini story started out as Elloss asking Dworlock what he would do if he was stranded in the dessert for a couple of days and was offered to be taken out through a couple of ways. Each involved Dworlock being tortured with a certain pain level, amount of time, chance to survive, and reward for going through it, with the first three getting worse for each option but the fourth getting better. The fourth option had the most excruciating torture, a molecular disassembler, but a reward of being able to gain a super power of your choice, but Dworlock ended up choosing the most reasonable option. Elloss asked if he did choose the fourth and survived which superpower he'd pick and Dworlock said mind control of any kind of living organism and Elloss said he'd pick lightning powers. They then went into in detailed scenarios of what each of them would have done with those powers and both involved taking over a whole nation and ruling it for themselves in luxury. They both did this by infiltrating the government buildings and assassinating the old leader and forcibly taking over in his place. Dworlock's mind control had a limit of only being able to control ten organisms at a time, so he used it to access a bacteria which then told all collective bacteria to follow it, therefore enabling Dworlock to control much more than 10 bacteria at a time with just one. This enabled him to have an arsenal of deadly bacteria at his disposal to keep his citizens in check. The other spots went towards controlling security guards near him to protect him at all times and all costs. Elloss used his lightning powers to use many different lightning based attacks such as regular bolts, pulses, force fields, and even full storms. He also had control of all electricity in the area and used it to his advantage in case of attack. They both ruled their own nations simultaneously and not interfering with the other until Elloss contacted Dworlock to have an alliance between the two most powerful nations in the world. Dworlock was initially suspicious of a betrayal but eventually agreed and the two combined their forces. They continued to expand together, but met a threat to both their empires from a revolutionary who started a group of people who opposed the two dictators. They tried to deal with him peacefully but he refused to back down so they killed him. It was at this point that the story ended because we never came back to it.

5. Dworlock Versus the Wild
This mini story started out as Elloss asking Dworlock what he would do if he was a hobo in EDAdventure Island and had to survive in the wild and Dworlock said that he would be a nomad. Dworlock would be able to recruit animals to help him out and once he caught a mourning dove and was about to kill it, but it looked at him with cartoonish sad eyes and made its signature sound. He took mercy upon it and instead allowed it be his scouter for food and it was grateful; he also recruited a squirrel shortly after. One day, an eagle swooped in and grabbed the mourning dove and tried to fly away, but was shot down by Dworlock with a slingshot he made. Just when he thought he had the eagle, it started to screech over and over again, getting more demonic over time, and eventually exploded with the mourning dove. Dworlock mourned his fallen buddy and swore vengeance on all eagles; eventually he found a new mourning dove but it was not as good as the first which caused Dworlock to not like it and take his grief out on it. The mourning dove felt bad and wanted to suicide, but he stopped it and gave it another chance, he was sorry for being so harsh, and it grew better, eventually even having babies. He was attacked by more eagles over time and, but he killed them with resent. He started to recruit a whole army of wild animals including mourning doves, squirrels, deer, and even an eagle who claimed to have been banished from his clan and was looking for a new one. When the eagles came for him, Dworlock thought there would only be like fifty, but it turns out there were five hundred fricking eagles and he realized how screwed he was. The leader swooped down and told Dworlock that he killed his eagle brethren and must therefore be killed to pay the price. Dworlock tried to negotiate, but the leader was strict and ordered the eagles to attack. Dworlock led his army to their secret hideout in a cave and barely made it there in time to not be seen, but then heard an eagle's trademark demonic screeches and then an explosion. The eagles poured in and Dworlock was baffled at how they could have known, and the one eagle who Dworlock recruited came up and said he was a double agent all along and told the eagle clan everything. Dworlock tried to negotiate to the leader but all he wanted was to eat him and all his minions for dinner and wouldn't change his mind no matter what Dworlock said. One eagle actually stepped up and tried to say something to prevent the leader from killing them, but the leader just snapped his neck and moved on. The story ends with Dworlock and everyone in his army being eaten alive by the eagles.

6. Mind Over Body
This is a game that Elloss and Dworlock invented where they say what they would do if they had the power of changing their bodies in anyway that they can think of and would be able to make a new change once per day. Elloss took this much less seriously and said Dworlock should inflate his eggs to bean-bag size and hop around with them, even if it would make it that much worse of a weak spot.

7. Three Versus Three
This is a game Elloss and Dworlock invented where they each choose three entities which battle each other. They can each choose any kind of entity possible, as long as it isn't completely broken, and it can be as stupid as they want it to be (which Elloss greatly likes doing). After the drafting, they initiate the battle and make it all up on the spot, being able to use their entities however they see fit as long as there are plausible explanations based on their abilities.

8. Drilling Game
This is a game that Elloss and Dworlock invented where one says that he drills into something and asks the other what happens when he does. The other gets as many guesses as he wants and the answer can be anything the initiator wants, no matter how stupid, as long as it isn't too specific enough to never be guessed.

9. Cold War
The Cold War is a lore mini story that Dworlock and Elloss created originally based off of the backstories of the Fun Pokemon Warlus and Peacelus and was built off of from there. Long ago, the citizens of the north pole, the walruses, started running out of food due to global warming and asked their distant relatives and allies the citizens of the south, the penguins, for help. The south, however, didn't have enough to share among all of them and declined help for the north. But the north wouldn't take no for an answer and started to raid the south and stealing their resources, angering the south. The south demanded that the north stop before things get worse, but the north declined and the south declared war on the north. The north had an army of walruses and the south had an army of penguins led by Solguin, the general of the North Army, and Warlus, the Leader of the South Order, respectively. Therefore, the two nations, fully known as the North Army and the South Order, fought for years on end and were equal in strength, so neither was able to dominate the other. Finally, global warming stopped and the food started to come back, therefore the north and south stopped fighting, since they both once again had abundant supplies of food and became allies once again.

10. Alien Planet
Alien Planet is a lore mini story that Dworlock and Elloss created originally based off of the alien creature we made up named Sweeska and was built off of from there. Somewhere in the universe there is a planet filled with alien creatures that populate it and are native to it. Dworlock and Elloss have stated many of the different creatures that live there and even went as far as saying what they eat, what eats them, and how they interact with other creatures. Starting with sweeska, it is the "banana fruit equivalent of a piska" and slithers around like a snake. It is able to shoot a poisonous secretion from its mouth which can weaken its prey and predators alike. It doesn't eat as much as it sucks the nutrients out of animals and once it becomes big enough it goes into an animals body and lives in it for some time while pupating inside of it. It lives inside and leeches the host from the inside and at some point it bursts free, killing the host, as a Sweeskaton, the adult form of a sweeska. Sweeskatons are very big quadrupeds with spines on their backs and large fangs and is able to shoot a much more powerful poison than a sweeska. It is a very dangerous apex predator in its ecosystems and most animals cant stand up to it. There are also the egg-kicking rabbits which are basically just rabbits with long legs that they use to kick animals in the eggs as self-defense. It is an herbivore at the bottom of the food chain and is regularly hunted by sweeskas and sweeskatons. Then there's the challenge horses which are big horse-like creatures with spikes on their heads used to impale and powerful legs used to stomp. They are fond of challenging others to fights to prove their worth and are even able to defend itself against high level predators like sweeskatons. However, they are easily beaten by egg-kicking rabbits since they are too small and fast to hit and challenge horse's eggs are an easy target to hit. Next are the clouts which are small fish that like to travel in large groups to protect themselves. They can be dangerous to attack when in groups since together they can overwhelm any foe. There's also the palos which have very sharp beaks that are used to fish for clouts from above the water and to defend itself. Then there's the white flower tree, a tree with white flowers growing on it that act as bait for unsuspecting victims. When something comes up to smell or eat the flowers, the prey gets paralyzed and the white flower tree quickly traps the prey in its roots and sucks the life out of it. Arguably the most powerful creatures in the alien planet ecosystems are the pollen trees which look very similar to mature dandelions, but are yellow not white. They are actually dangerous parasites which release their spores into a creature's body and mind controls it from the inside, turning it into a zombie with a sole purpose of spreading more pollen spores. That spore grows into a pollen tree inside the zombie and eventually when the zombie served its use the pollen tree explodes, killing the host, and releases a massive amount of pollen spores. Pollen trees are able to gain control of animals and plants and it usually prefers to take over the more powerful creatures like sweeskatons and white flower trees. Finally, there are the bacteria monsters which are descendants of the first bacteria monster on earth which left earth and went to the alien planet in search of a place to live. There, it split itself into thousands of copies to populate the planet and live in its ecosystems. It is mostly the same as it is on earth, but less powerful due to the different atmosphere. It serves the role as a decomposer, so other creatures don't really interact with it because its isolated from the rest of the food chain and it doesn't interact with other creatures (unless they're dead).

11. Name High School
Name High School is a lore mini story that Dworlock and Elloss created originally based off of the concept of a person's name generalizing what a person with that name's personality is like. In the city of Chicago, Illinois, there is a high school called Name High School which is called that because all of the students there have personalities that are respective to their names. Dworlock and Elloss listed the majority of the kids there in editions and there the kids are described down to their every personality trait. For the full page, go here.